[正妹] 十個看似下流卻正經的法律相關英文短笑話

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in Law but Aren’t 十個法律相關笑話, 看似下流卻不然

10. Have you looked through her briefs? 你有檢視她的下半身了嗎?

9. He is one hard judge! 他是一個強硬的法官

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. 讓我們這裡解決吧

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 她的律師在最後一刻不幹了

6. Is it a penal offense? 這是刑事犯罪嗎?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 最好不要解手銬

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 她最好對得起200鎂的價格.

3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 你可以讓他撤銷訴訟嗎?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. 法官給予她最嚴厲的懲罰

1. Think you can get me off? 最後一個是: 你認為你可以讓我脫罪?

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